Protect Your Brain

The zombie is driven by it’s hunger for brains. Generally they moan the word “braaaaains” as they wander around or are chasing you. This being said, PROTECT YOUR BRAIN! One trick I use is to paint a softball to look like a brain. Then if I am close to my car and a zombie attacks, I just grab the “brainball” and toss it to said zombie. This could give you precious seconds to start your car and get away! Stay safe, Bronze Lifers!