In this edition I want to discuss the importance of identifying the type of zombie attack you may be experiencing. There are two types of zombie invasions. The less dangerous type is the “exposure to a government chemical spill” scenario. These zombies tend to be slower and less bitey. This type of invasion is typically cleaned up by the government within a few weeks and is followed by a cover up in the media. The chemical spill scenario is short lived so I suggest locking yourself in and waiting it out unless you are near the spill then I suggest waiting it out in the shower. Disclaimer: The “wait it out” method does not work if the government nukes your town.

The second and more dangerous type is the infection-based zombie invasion which can be transmitted to others. This infestation increases at an alarming rate. The transmitted infection scenario is the most dangerous because you are at risk of being infected and transformed. These zombies are generally meaner and much quicker on their feet or foot, as the case may be. In this case I recommend getting out of town and finding a nice isolated farm. Farm houses tend to have fully stocked kitchens and pantries which will help sustain your group. Tip: If anyone in your party has been bitten, have them walk in front of the group as you travel to the farm.